In which I talk about my legacy...

Me: Go ahead and start the staff meeting without me. I don't have anything to go over, really, so you can talk a bit. I'll stop and get treats and get there ASAP.
Spoon: Omg, you really are the lamest of ducks.
Me: To be fair, me not having a plan isn't exactly a new thing.
Spoon: True. Better be great treats. No Galaxy Bars.
Me: If there's one thing people will remember about my tenure, let it be that I never bought Galaxy Bars.
Spoon: I'm so proud of you.
  1. jakelovett posted this